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60 Important things guys SHOULD KNOW~

1. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it.

2. We are beautiful at all times.

3. Don’t ever lie to us we always find out.

4. Don’t say you understand when you don’t

5. You don’t have PMS don’t act like you know what its like.

6. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!

7. We absolutely DO NOT care about trucks, car systems, paintball or anything else you and your friends talk about.

8. We don’t like it when you act like a big shot.

9. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

10. No matter what you say your ex is a hoe.

11. Its good to be sensitive sometimes.

12. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t just apologize.

13. Be spontaneous dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.

14. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.

15. Even if you think it’s cool to burp, fart it’s NOT.

16. We will always think we are fat so humor us and tell us we aren’t.

17. Hugs and kisses MUST be given at all times.

18. You have to tell a girl how you feel about her we make no assumptions.

19. Wear calogne.

20. Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive.

21. Try and carry a conversation.

22. Anything we say or do during that 7 days to a week each month cannot be held against us.

23. If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed

24. Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as “quality time”.

25. Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we’re high maintenance.

26. Its cute when u remember the little things about us.

27. Its cute when your hands always find ours.

28. Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere.

29. Just because we’re in a serious relationship doesn’t mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared.

30. Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn’t want us to know about is considered cheating.

31. If we can admit that we’re wrong, you’d better be able to do the same.

32. Think before you speak, it’ll make a world of difference.

33. Make fun of our clothes be prepare to die.

34. We don’t always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn’t hurt to at least offer once in a while.

35. Tell us we’re beautiful.

36. Little things in a relationship are really the biggest.

37. We love it when you gently caress any part of our body with your fingertips while your holding us.

38. We’re sensitive so be gentle.

39. We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends.

40. Flowers don’t fix everything

41. If you say you will call us, then call us! We hate waiting!

42. If you plan to break up with us, do it on your own.

43. Baggy pants that hang down past your butt are NOT attractive

44. If we tell you we don’t want to talk to you usually we mean it so back off for awhile.

45. NEVER say any girl looks hot even a tv star, when you’re around us. We pretend it doesn’t bother us, but you should hear what we tell our friends.

46. When we say we wanna talk, we want someone to listen not someone to smile and nod to everything.

47. Us girls talk 2 our friends about everything I MEAN EVERYTHING.

48. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

49. We like you to be a little jealous but overly possessive is not necessary.

50. We’re allowed to be late you are not.

51. Eye contact is key.

52. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.

53. Laugh at our jokes.

54. Three words honesty, honesty, honesty.

55. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!

56. Clean your room before we come over.

57. Always brush your teeth before you see us a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.

58. Sensitive guys are great, but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.

59. DON’T LET EX-GIRLFRIENDS CAUSE DRAMA, RELATIONSHIPS ARE STRESSFUL ENOUGH

60. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.

cHeck Diz out.....!!!!

Bold what’s you, or what you like, or what you’ve done~

My personality:
  • I’m loud only when I’m high.
  • I’m obnoxious.
  • I’m sarcastic.
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily (lately).
  • I have a bad temper.
  • For the most part, I don’t like people.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I like to fight.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.
My appearance:
  • I wear makeup (sometimes).
  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I’ve had braces.
  • I have braces.
  • I change my hair color often.
  • I straighten my hair often.
  • My ears are pierced.
  • I have small feet.
Relationships:
  • I’m in a relationship now.
  • I’m single.
  • I’m crushin’.
  • I’ve missed an ex before.
  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love.
Friendships:
  • I have a best friend.
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.
  • I can trust at least five people with my life.
Experiences:
  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • I’ve left the state/province.
  • Someone close to me has died.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus.
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight.
Music:
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock.
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.
Television:
  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives.
  • I’ve seen and like The OC.
  • I’ve seen and like One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and like America’s Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and like Popular.
  • I’ve seen and like House.
  • I’ve seen and like 24.
  • I’ve seen and like CSI.
  • I’ve seen and like Everwood.
Family Life:
  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.
Hair:
  • I’ve been brown.
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde.
  • I’ve had black.
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been medium brown.
  • I’ve had purple/pink.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned.
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair.
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.
  • I want dreadlocks.
School:
  • I’ve thrown something at a teacher.
  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principal’s office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve failed a test.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed Math.
  • I’ve failed Science.
  • I’ve failed another class.
  • A teacher has called my parents.

The End.

H1N1~

1 good info tat i would like to share with everyone:

This is some very simple steps to prevent H1N1 infection:

1. Hand-washing (well highlighted in all official communications)
2. “Hands-off-the-face” approach. Resist all temptations to touch any part of face (unless you want to eat, bathe or slap).
3. Gargle twice a day with warm salt water (use Listerine if you don’t trust salt). H1N1 takes 2-3 days after initial infection in the throat to proliferate and show characteristic symptoms. Simple gargling prevents proliferation. In a way, gargling with salt water has the same effect on a healthy individual that Tamiflu has on an infected one.
Don’t underestimate this simple, inexpensive and powerful preventative method.
4. Similar to 3 above, clean your nostrils at least once every day with warm salt water. Not everybody may be good at Sutra Neti (a very good Yoga asana to clean the nasal cavities), but blowing the nose hard once a day and swabbing both nostrils with cotton buds dipped in warm salt water is very effective in bringing down viral population.

for more info---> http://h1n1.moh.gov.my/

pLaiN wHite t's-1,2,3,4


1,2 - 1 2 3 4
Give me more lovin then i've ever had.
Make it all better when i'm feelin sad.
Tell me that i'm special even when i know i'm not.
Make me feel good when i hurt so bad.
Barely gettin mad,
i'm so glad i found you.
I love bein around you.
You make it easy,
as easy as 1 2,(1 2 3 4.)
There's only one thing, two do, three words, four you.
I love you.
(i love you)
There's only one way, two say, those three words,
and that's what i'll do.
i love you.
(i love you)

Give me more lovin from the very start.
Piece me back together when i fall apart.
Tell me things you never even tell your closest friends.
Make me feel good when i hurt so bad.
Best that i've had.
I'm so glad that i found you.
I love bein around you.
you make it easy as easy as 1 2,(1 2 3 4.)
theres only one thing two do three words four you.
i love you.
(i love you)
theres only one way, two say, those three words
and that's what i'll do.
I love you. I love you
(I love you)
You make it easy, its easy as 1234
There's only one thing, two do, three words, four you, I love you
(I love you)
There's only one way, two say, those three words,
thats what ill do i love you
(I love you)
I love you I love you.
One, two, three, four, I love you.
(I love you)
I love you
(I love you)

oH deAriE CupCakeS~


I want a cupcake.

I am craving for a cupcake.

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I wish someone could say...





Mengapa WANITA sangat Istimewa....

Mama dan Papa sedang menonton TV, seraya mama berkata. "..i letih la..dah lewat ni, i nak tido lah...."
Mama pun pegi dapur nak tutup tingkap dapur, nanti masuk pulak lipas...leceh pulak nanti..dah tu, ade pulak rice cooker dalam sink..rendam lepas makan tadi..basuh jap...
susun pinggan kat rak, lap dapur..terpercik kena sambal masa masak tadi...check air panas dalam flusk..takut habis pulak nanti malam anak nak susu...memang dah kering pun flusk ni, jerang la air...sementara tunggu air masak, nampak pulak bekas gula dah kosong....salin la gula...check bubur untuk anak nak hantar ke taska esok..nasib baik ade lagi...ishh. ..ni lauk bila ni, semalam...dah beku dah...basuh la kejap....pegi yard, masukkan baju kotor dalam mesin basuh...penat dah ni, besok je la basuh...sidai kaian lap je lah...
tik...bunyi air dah masak...salin air dalam flusk...ok settle...

baru teringat tak semayang lagi...on da way nak g bilik, papa tgk tv lagi...nampak pulak beg anak untuk hantar ke taska...check. ..baju 2 pasang, towel...towel kecik utk selsama...calamine lotion untuk sapu ruam...pampers 4 keping....alamak. .telupa pulak masukkan botol...basuh botol jap...ok settle...

ternampak pulak beg g keje...emm.. besok nak pakai beg polo coklat lah, asik2 pakai beg hitam ni je...salin jap barang2 g beg coklat...cek sume 6 poket beg, takut la tetinggal apa2..leceh pulak..selalunya barang yang tertinggal tu la yang nak pakai nanti...hishhh sempit la beg ni...hangin je...nak kena beli ni beg baru...rasenya 25 hb ni Sogo sale nih...mana flyers tadi ek...ha ni die..ok, catit jap kat yellow sticker, nanti lupa..ok settle...

Tetiba dengar suara papa..."..u buat apa lagi tu..tadi kata nak tido.."...." ..yelah nak tido la ni..nak smayang jap..."

masuk toilet..buat apa2 yang patut...cuci muka dulu..2 jenis lak tu...adoi..gosok gigi...smayang. ..pakai toner...pakai treatment cream...nak lawa and maintain punya pasal lah ni...
nanti orang kata baru anak satu dah macam anak 4 pulak...huhuhuhu. ..

bukak almari...emmm. ..pakai baju hijau ni lah besok...gosok kejap..check baju papa, baju papa pun kena gosok jugak ni...kat bilik belakang...
la, napa komputer ni tak tutup ni..gelas kopi pun ade lagi, dah bersemut dah..ishhh ...g dapur, basuh, sambung gosok baju...gantung elok2...kemaskan baju gantung2...masukkan seluar papa yang dah kotor dalam tempat kotor...ok settle..

dgr suara papa lagi..."..i dah ngantuk ni.."..dalam pada nak masuk ke bilik...owh. ..pokok aku dah nak mati ni ha..lu pa dah 3 hari tak siram...ok, siram jap...check jap pintu ni...sah tak kunci lagi...grill pun tak tutup..ni kalau tak check ni, senang2 je mat indon masuk rompak umah aku...bukak lampu luar..

ni mainan ni sepah2...masukkan la dalam bakul mainan budak ni...banyak nya...sampai bawah meja makan pun ade...adoi.. ..ok dah ...

ok dah boleh baring...adoi sakitnya pinggang...cium si comel ni kejap...selimutkan die...la..napa basah ni...emm, tukar la pempers ni...tak bagus la brand ni, nanti nak tukar lain la...nanti g Sogo 25 hb ni beli la skali...ok sayang tido k...kalau boleh jangan la bangun tgh malam ni eh..tido sampai pagi k...gud nite..sweet dreams...

aaahh...sedapnya dapat baring...mana pulak lotion sapu kurus aku nih...ha, ni dia...sambil sapu lotion kurus,,,setkan alarm...setkan program kerja besok...pg kul 9.30 ade meeting..
ahh...boring. ..panas pulak lotion nih..dah la...emm..sedapnya lelapkan mata...Ya Allah...terima kasih untuk rezekiMU hari ini,. ..mohon keberkatan dari mu tuhan...papa pun bangun tutup tv..."...i dah ngantuk sangat ni...nak tido lah...citer pun tak best malam ni, bola pun takde..."... selang seminit ...dengar suara papa berkeruh...dah agak dah....

So?....apa yang peliknya..??

Anda tahu kenapa wanita hidup lebih lama?...SEBAB ADE BANYAK KERJA NAK KENA BUAT....tu yang tak boleh nak mati cepat tu...